It’s March 1, 2015.
I’m fat. I’m tired-looking. I’m feeling OLD.
And two years ago, none of those things were true. What happened?
I could tell you all the things that precipitated two years of out-of-control eating and lack of exercise, but it doesn’t really matter how this all started.
The important thing is that I can do something about it now. Inside this body is a fabulous-at-fifty pretty woman, and I’ve got to find her!